Status Updates From Can't Buy Me Love

Why am I not surprised that Stupid-Face has written another check to Señor Douche-Face?

Seriously...this girl's stupidity is killing me.

Glad to see that MC's friends are finally calling her out on all the money she's been putting into this relationship.

Ugh!!!

Jerk-Face Money Borrower just asked our naive MC to marry him!!!!

I may be confused on the timing in this book, but if I'm right, they've only been dating for less than a month.

You've barely started dating the guy, and you're now giving him - no mention of the word borrow - £10,000 (which I had to convert for my American self, so about $12,945)...

Why?

I feel like the MC is just annoying me by being so naive.

Luke gave me a look I couldn't define.

Why does this guy keep giving her "odd" looks that she just shrugs off?

Course, I've watched so many episodes of Catfish, that I now find everyone to be suspicious.

Gross. She just vomited into her own coat pocket because she's so nervous talking to a guy she hasn't seen in ten years, but someone whom she'd had a massive crush on...and apparently still does...