Status Updates From Bakemonogatari, Part 2: Mon...

Stop it. Sengoku. Please... don't mouth worda like" thank you" that I can't bear to hear. I don't have any right to be thanked by you. Because of all things –I was trying to save even the person who cursed you.

😭😭😭😭

"Whenever people are roundabout, I just get esaxpera... Esapxer... Esapxer..."
"Do you have any idea how exasperating you are being right now?"
"I'm sorry, I'm starting to get al beduffled."
"Yeah, and you are befuddling me, too!"

So many word plays. #entertained

"You are supposed to be pretty smart, right?"
"Yeah. My grades are definately good."
"From the way you spelled that, though..."

YALL ARE IN A CALL

The delicate, nerve-dense area of body was beset by a sedation like mashed potatoes.
"No," corrected Kanbaru, "I think the usual. comparison is to marshmallows."
"What? Did I voice that stupid monologue out loud just now?"
"Ah, no, you didn't. Don't worry, I only heard it telepathically."
Don't worry about it Araragi👍

"It was only painful. Like Kanbaru's heart, it was only painful —being in main meant I was alive."

I love Kanbaru so much 😭😭😭😭
My fav is still Hanekawa though

-You are gonna kill someone one of these days.
-And when I do, I'll make sure it's you.
-I love you, but not enough to be killed by you!
-To be lived to death, to be killed by the one you love. Could there be any better way to die?
-I'd rather take a pass on that kind of twisted love.//
You could say Senjogahara was facing forward, but was refusing to look back the same as facing forward?

-That girl's been stalking me.
-Stalking? Like what women wear over their lower bodies?
-That's a stocking.
-Are you sure?
-Do you really not know the word? She's been following me no matter how much I try to skirt around her.
-Skirt? Like what women wear over their lower bodies?
I thought for a bit to see if I could come up with a word Hachikuji might confuse with bike shorts. My vocabulary wasn't up to the task.