Status Updates From The Gold Bug Variations

This book is full of gobbledygook like "How can blind unplan produce a string thick with desire to reveal its own fundament?" that is - trust me - deep and profound and moving in context, and no, not quite as insufferable as it seems.

Or maybe the opposite: surface profundity and brilliant language-play hides a vacuous core?

Is that the mystery? Either way, it's taking me a while to get through this. Good luck.

I am clutching my head and screaming at this book HELP

I am a firework and this book is the Fourth of July

This book is like if someone paid a PI to follow me for the last 7 years and then wrote an alarmingly detailed book based on what he thought my most profound thoughts had been

You could literally take a bite out of some of these sentences. I’m in love

Richard will have you crying over words you don’t even know the definition of