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Junior's main squeeze is Penelope. Because Penelope had publicly declared that Junior was cute enough to ALMOST date, all of the other girls in school decided he was cute, too.

Junior punches Roger the Giant in the face, giving him a bloody nose. People did not get into fist fights at the white school.

Junior, the main character, loves school and geometry class (ugh). Mr. P. is only four feet tall, weighing fifty pounds, in Junior's world. Kind of funny so far.

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