Status Updates From Bleach, Volume 12

Chapter 107
161-162 Chad, you can not be wasting your life on killing fodder. Come on, man.
165-166 Very interesting to put the Spanish in the manga. I wonder if it was still Spanish in the Japanese text.
168 Okay, damn, he is steazed up.
173 Reflections of Kurapika and the shovel, goddamn. Call an ambulance, but not for me.
176 Bad news, Chad, your backstory dropped; you lose this one. Rules, man can't fight it.

Chapter 106
141-143 Never, NEVER, fight a man who says Play for your fight. That is a wolf in sheep's clothing.
144-145 The 8th captain does have a very expressive face. It's really impressive.
150-152 Now he's just dodging all that shit? Disrespectful.
154-157 What did they go through to have this kinda bond?

Chapter 105
123-125 Ganju once again knows what needs to be done. That is a man on the mission.
126-127 NOT even a scratch?
128 Itchy? Kenny, come get your fucking child.
129 The slander keeps coming. Not even an anecdote?
133 Damn, all Chad has is 5 punches? That is not good. I think he's getting packed up soon.
136 Okay, not without disrespecting someone first, damn.
138-139 He is dressed too nice to be easy. Run.

Chapter 104
105 Here to kill you or die is insane. Kenpachi is really saying Duel 3, LET'S ROCK.
107-108 She is so funny. Kubo really got in his bag and asked you What little girls are? Little girls are funny. And he's right.
109 Man Ganju is the G; he's always doing what the mission needs.
114-121 Nah, first cut is insane work he is a true daemon. What do you mean, let's enjoy this? This is all just for fun?

Chapter 103
83-86 Azien knew he was gonna die, huh? Okay, fakest death of all time. Get on with it.
88-93 Big Kenjaku is aura bombing a bunch of shit, my god. It's insane; it's like he's controlling them in fear. Like a turn from a cleric.
94-95 Nah, if your fight entrance is just a double spread of you cheesing, you are a demon.
97-98 He's making people imagine deaths now? Kenny's jilling intent is too strong.

Chapter 102
63-65 Chad looks so cute, goddamn. He's like a big lost giraffe.
69 What is this cute boy showcase? Hanataro is such a bean before his time.
72 Chad stocks are at an all-time high; I feel a market crash coming.
75 Don't... do that again.
78 Yay, drunk pervert character incoming. At least he's an enemy this time.
80 Evil panel, evil panel, oh my god.
81 IT'S BIG KENNY. RUN

Chapter 101
46-50 You have nothing on my perfect Gin; you can't touch him.
52-54 Woah, she has, like, a bomb attached to her Zanpakutō; that's sick as hell.
58 The captain's tension is so strange. I almost want to abandon Ichigo and the crew to look into this more. It looks like Soul Society was a powder keg ready to blow, and the crew set it off.
60-61 I can't lie. I love the bro crew. They have crazy aura.

Chapter 100
24-25 Hell yeah, knock his shit out Ganju solos your whole verse.
26 What is Ichigo still doing with the Hollow mask?
30 What's up with Azien? I don't know a thing about this guy yet.
32 What a weird thing to even say? I won't fall asleep in front of you? I love napping in front of people.
33 So fucked that Renji was almost exiled for losing once.
41 Fakest death I've ever seen. Get off the wall you faker

I almost forgot how much I didn't like (early) Momo + I love Izuru though. One of, if not my favorite lieutenant after reading the entire series

Chapter 99
9-10 Ichigo must seem like a crazy, powerful person to show up and fight the long-established order of Soul Society. Like huge, power-disbalancing stuff.
14-15 This is the most evil guy ever. I hope Ichigo tears his fucking head off.
17 Gin, my lovely Gin. Thank you for saving Renji's life.
19 The "Save Rukia" squad has infiltrated during a political event led by Gin and Third Company. The game is open.