Status Updates From Kuningas Juhana

The best part of me knowing absolutely nothing about English history is that I can be captivated and surprised by the action in this play. *grabspopcorn* Tell me more, Will! What happened next?

The way Philip said “Because he hath a half-face, like my father. With half that face would he have all my land” and I shouted “PHANTOM??????”

“Well, whiles I am a beggar, I will rail
And say there is no sin but to be rich;
And being rich, my virtue then shall be
To say there is no vice but beggary.
Since kings break faith upon Commodity,
Gain, be my lord, for I will worship thee.”
—Philip the Bastard