Status Updates From Treacherous (Carter Kids #1)

...why would you climb onto his back without literally ANYTHING on under your shirt...

"Wait." I grabbed his elbow. "You're going to leave me here?" I
swallowed deeply. "Alone?"


SHES SO INSUFFERABLE. SHE JUST INSULTED THE HELL OUT OF HIM AND NOW WITH THE VICTIM>?????

Literally just because he has tattoos and smokes does not mean hes a FREAKING DRUGGIE YOU IDIOT

oH COME ON.

..why would you just give him your car

IF THEY REPEAT THE WORD CAR ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR

SO YOU CAN KICK NOAH IN THE BALLS BUT NOT A MAN TRYING TO RAPE YOU.

"Grabbing my arm he pulled me out of the car and slammed me against
the car. "

i cant even cringe at her pure and utter stupidity with all THESE FREAKING SPELLING ERRORS.

FIRST YOU DONT LEAVE HIM, THEN YOU LEAVE HIM, THEN YOU BEG HIM NOT TO GO-- DUDE ITS BEEN LITERALLY TWO PAGES. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE OH MY GOSH.

"You're a fucking thorn in my side."

you dont say. (hes repeated this 500 times now)

hypocrite final boss

. "We need to get out of here, Noah. This place is…" I looked
around and exhaled a sharp breath. "Treacherous."

We already slipped the book title in once. Why must we do it again

"She was going to cry.
She was going to cry and I was going to kick myself in the balls for
being the cause of those tears and for putting her in danger."

YOU LITERALLY STOLE HER CAR YOU AHH HAT.

""I'm not Ellie," he all but roared before adding in a husky voice. "I'm
worse.""

Uh ohh!!! big bad alpha wolf coming through!!!!

""What?" I turned in my seat to gape at him. "Hang on, let me get this
straight. You break into my house in the middle of the night, almost smother
me to death with one hand and sexually assault me with the other…" I
inhaled a calming breath. "Because you want to borrow my car?"
Noah shrugged nonchalantly. "Pretty much.""

YEAH
EXACTLY.
THE FRICK DUDE

...literally everything in this scene is against the law what the

IN WHAT WORLDIS THAT HOT. THAT IS ASSAUT.

IM CRYING WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING

You know what would be great? IF WE ACTUALLY GOT INFO ON WHAT THE HELL THIS CHICKS PROBLEM IS.

…what

That…was actually the worst build up to a kiss I’ve read in my life