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Chapter 6

His face is serious. It’s usually serious, but now it seems like his normal seriousness met some interesting new seriousness and they got down and dirty and produced a whole new generation of tiny little seriousness.


Seriously? That line is too funny. God, the COMEDY in this series is unbelievably amazing.

Stiles is absolutely the Lizzy Bennet to Derek’s Mr. Darcy.

Also, Der would look so good in a cravat.

...Regencywolf.

Mmhmm.

Male pregnancy a thing?!!?

"Stiles is so glad that Derek’s the one in their relationship who actually knows how to compromise. And, by compromise, Stiles means folds like a cheap suit. It works for Stiles."

“Derek?” he’d asked one night a few months ago. “Are we too heteronormative?”

“Go to sleep, Stiles, before I smother you with my pillow.”

Good talk.

Too much tension!

Pretty captivating!!

My TW hoodie came in the mail today!

#notobsessedshutup

Stiles is absolutely the Lizzy Bennett to Derek's Mr. Darcy.
Also, Der would look so good in a cravat.
Regencywolf.

That is a very nice...cravat.

Derek has got the world's greatest resting bitch face, and even though they've been together for three years Stiles still can't always tell if he's thinking about what they need to put on the grocery list or plotting the bloodthirsty murder of everyone who has ever wronged him.

*more giggling*

...Derek [will] retreat deeply into his dark cave of self loathing and man pain, and then Stiles will feel bad too....It'll be just like that trip to Ikea all over again. *giggle snort* Man, Ikea is the worst.

Gah! My blood pressure!

I'm hooked!

WOOT!!! DASS WHUT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!! IN YO FACE, YOU VENOMOUS COW!!!

hahaha. smack in the middle of a seething, blood-soaked escandalo, and stiles is the daddiest dad who ever daddied:

It’s midnight when they get back to the house. Which is a fucking mess, by the way. Like what? Nobody could pick this shit up off the floor?

...holy balls that shit was creepy as fuck. dios mío

Stiles’s life is not a horror movie. Right now it’s The Great Escape, and Stiles is about to Steve McQueen his way right back into Beacon Hills. If Steve McQueen had been nine months pregnant while trying to escape the Nazis. Which would have made a whole other sort of movie, probably. And not one Stiles would actually want to watch, honestly. Well, maybe. Like if there was nothing else on.

I do love Stiles

I need Derek to come and save Stiles, now!

BR with Tara, so I blame her if this makes me cry. Again.

Because I fucking run with wolves."

Is that turkey?" Stiles asks.
Derek looks down at the sandwich and nods.
"I hate turkey."
"You love turkey."
"Today I hate it," Stiles decides. "Do we have ham?"
Derek to his credit, doesn't even growl as he fetches ham from the refridgerator.
"Anyway," Stiles says, picking a piece of turkey off the first sandwich and popping it into his mouth...

Magic is nothing but wish fulfilment. It really is that simple.

I mean, FU Lisa Henry.

(that number is totally arbitrary, btw)

on chapter 8

So many feels.

Bahahahahaha she couldn't help herself. :D