Status Updates From The Golden Unicorn

It’s ok to fall in love with a married man, as long as his wife is a psycho. Right? I mean, even if she’s probably your long lost cousin, she’s also probably trying to kill you. He’s obviously your soul mate. Who cares you just met him a couple days ago?

Gothic romances. Gotta love the melodrama.

I keep getting a vague sense that I have read something very similar. Either Ms Whitney recycled plot elements or else once you’ve read a few gothics, you’ve pretty much read them all.