Status Updates From De Bazaar Van Boze Dromen

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Four stars to Drunken Fireworks.

Ok, this was funny and had my attention the whole time. Deducting points for un-needed slurs, but SK loves his slurs.

⭐️ One star for Obits.

This was an eye-roller and like a cheesy sci-fi movie I didn't enjoy, lol. Misogynistic MMC with stereotypical FMC bombshell.

⭐️ One star to That Bus is Another World.

Summary: man sees murder but does not call 911 because he is late to a meeting.

premium harmony: uhhh okay? am i missing something? is the whole point that everything can change in a blink of an eye or like was Ray sinister himself???? idk

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Four stars to The Little Green God of Agony.

This reminded me of a cheesy sci-fi movie, and I really like it!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Four stars to Tommy.

This made me think of my friend who passed away last year. I miss him. I think this poem was a nice tribute to whoever the author misses from his time. I found myself replacing some themes from this with memories of my time with my friend. I miss him so much.

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Three stars to Mister Yummy.

This seemed also a little pointless, but at least it wasn't freaking sad. Well, not too sad anyway.

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Three stars to Blockade Billy.

This was...a lot of baseball...but otherwise, I think the author accomplished his goal of just writing a fun horror story. I enjoyed how it was written: a story told by an old timer who loves baseball.

Mile 81: Kinda wished for some more... conclusion, yk? 3/5