Status Updates From Captivity

Gentlemen, it is with great sorrow to inform you that this novel kind of sucks. Boring characters, no plot propulsion to speak of, a world that is turgidly described but not lived in, and the whole book is littered with typographical errors. Uri is nearsighted and neurotic but highly literate, which means that he approaches his world through texts rather than experiences, relieving Spiró of the task of worldbuilding.