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I cannot believe that a book is making me laugh so much.

Talk about courtroom drama...

I am glad there are more pages and this isn't the end, or I'd be crying a river right now.

Noooooooooooooooooooo! Not ---------!

Oh Carlton. He said you had to earn your money by working for it, but I don't think house 'toors' were what he had in mind. You are in for it now...

Mrs. Deene - if you seek to confuse me - by God, but you've succeeded! And I do not trust that which confuses me!

No, but you kiss it willingly enough!

I remember thinking how unusual it was for a lady to wear spurs...while riding in a stagecoach.

She was, she realized, more than ever on borrowed time.

Surveying a most unladylike creature in a filthy gown, a streak of soot between her breasts, her feet bare ans black, her chin and eyebrows elevated despite the smutty face and the ashes adorning her hair, it was all Farrar could do to keep from howling with glee.

Well...you are looking ro---bust this morning, Mrs. Deene.

This is sooooooooo funny when you pretend to be someone else and the clothes don't fit and are better suited to a trollop.

She's killed. So I'll have you for my aunty instead.

Peregrine! I love how the author moves characters back and forth between the two series. Now we get his sister's story.

Can't stop laughing