Status Updates From Every Time He Leaves (The R...

Heroine is a real downer. So sad.

I might not finish this.

Lana is unlikeable, Kelsey is a bitch and Janet a drunk....and the mother is spoiled....not much to like so far.

Jarek the jerk!!!

Okay Lana redeems herself in the end!

Aaaagh! Lana is frustrating me, she needs to get over her old teenage angst and just finally tell Jarek the truth!,,,,

“Lana, I care about you so much.” He thrusts so hard I gasp, but I can't tell if the gasp is from the surprise of his movements or his words. Why would he say that? It kills me, because I’ve wanted to hear these words so badly for so long, and now that they're offered freely, it seems cruel. Surely he's just caught up in the moment, confused as men sometimes are in the middle of sex. It doesn't mean anything to him r

As much as I wish I could put up a cold, guarded front, I'm convinced I have to give this to myself. However, I know how painful it can be—how much it will hurt the day he leaves. That will be hard...so painfully hard.

“Janet, you're going to feel so stupid tomorrow!” “I feel stupid right now. And every day, so what's changing? Just let me talk about this. It's always been on my mind, and I want to talk about it. Kirk's got an itty bitty baby dick. It's like if a baby carrot had a premie.”

“It's still me, Lana.” It's too bad he doesn't understand that that's what I'm mad about. He's still the guy who walked out on me. He's still the guy who left my family in our time of need. And for that, I can never forgive him.

Who is this wicked woman within me? I can't claim ignorance, because I know her too well. She's the bitter, resentful creature Jarek created—a monster that has dwelt within me since that tragic day. And now Victor Frankenstein has returned to face the beast he gave life to.

Who is this wicked woman within me? I can't claim ignorance, because I know her too well. She's the bitter, resentful creature Jarek created—a monster that has dwelt within me since that tragic day. And now Victor Frankenstein has returned to face the beast he gave life to.

That was extremely unsatisfying.

That was stupid.

I don't even know anymore.

I love It Happened One Night!

Still not feeling the sexy.

This is not sexy. When I can be reading and thinking about other things, not sexy.

Lana, you're driving me nuts. Either play it cool or don't. Stop with all the inner dialogue.

Too much!!!

Yay! Jarek and Lana got their happily ever after!!