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Day 2, Story 10
A young woman, kidnapped by pirates 🏴☠️, chooses to remain with ‘Jack Sparrow’, rather than return to her husband.
“I have no intention of ever returning to you. For if you were squeezed till you were dry, they couldn't get a spoonful of sauce out of you.”
For hubs used every excuse not to have sex or whacking (their word) with her while the pirate sought every opportunity.
— Jun 13, 2026 10:39AM
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A young woman, kidnapped by pirates 🏴☠️, chooses to remain with ‘Jack Sparrow’, rather than return to her husband.
“I have no intention of ever returning to you. For if you were squeezed till you were dry, they couldn't get a spoonful of sauce out of you.”
For hubs used every excuse not to have sex or whacking (their word) with her while the pirate sought every opportunity.
