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With a friend like that, who even needs an enemy?

Making Lilly a big hypocrite.

I mean, Lilly hasn’t been a good friend to you lately, Mia… I mean, she did have every right to be upset with you about J.P., but that doesn’t give her an excuse to do that…

I have a good idea who they are, too, and honestly? They deserve getting the book thrown at them.

I already know who’s behind that hate site, and lemme just say this: if I found out a friend or close family member—someone I trusted with all my heart and soul—was running a hate blog about me behind my back, I would NEVER, EVER speak to them again. They could apologize to me 1,001 times, and it STILL wouldn’t make a difference—and that’s a promise.

"...you seem to have given up your old friends as well. I've noticed that you're no longer sitting with Lilly Moscovitz at lunch anymore."

That's because Lilly ended up the friendship, Principal Gupta. I know you're trying to help, but maybe get Mia's side of the story, geez! Besides, she's still friends with Tina and Boris (who are way better friends to her besides Lana, BTW).

"...you seem to have given up your old friends as well. I've noticed that you're no longer sitting with Lilly Moscovitz at lunch anymore."

That's because Lilly ended up the friendship, Principal Gupta. I know you're trying to help, but maybe get Mia's side of the story, geez! Besides, she's still friends with Tina and Boris (who are way better friends to her besides Lana, BTW).

You know the friendship was rotten to the core through and through when the former mean girl is an even better friend to Mia than Lilly!

"But it seems like whenever I'm going through a time of personal crisis -- when I found out I was a princess; when her brother dumped me -- Lilly turns her back on me."

Okay, I'll give you that -- Lilly has been toxic to you though.

"But it seems like whenever I'm going through a time of personal crisis -- when I found out I was a princess; when her brother dumped me -- Lilly turns her back on me."

Okay, I'll give you that -- Lilly has been toxic to you though.

To be quite honest with you, Mia, you kind of DID do something wrong. Besides, you have plenty of other friends who do care about you.

I mean, you DID kiss J.P., Mia AMD went with him to see Beauty and the Beast the day after, which really didn’t help your case (not that Lilly’s behavior is acceptable or anything).

I get you’re going through a rough patch, Mia, but respectfully: life isn’t fair.

Girl, I get being upset about J.P. and all that, but seriously? Why so passive-aggressive? Jesus, Lilly sucks.

Does Grandmère know something about Princess Amelie that she doesn’t want Mia, let alone ANYBODY, to know?

To be fair, Dr. Knutz is nothing like Grandmère.

To be fair, being a princess comes with heaps of responsibilities that the average girl/woman wouldn’t endure—and that’s a lot for a teenage girl.

“…she was always pretty jealous of you.”

QUITE.

Hey, he’s got a point… Lilly’s pretty sucky.

But are they wrong though? I mean, c’mon… Lilly sucks.