Status Updates From If I Was Your Girl

YOU'RE NOT GIVING HIM A CHANCE TO TRY TO UNDERSTAND YOU AMANDA (though it's understandable whyyyy) IT'S A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD SWEETIE BUT THAT'S LIFEEE YOU GOTTA TAKE THAT LEAP THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE MIGHT UNDERSTANDDDD DON'T TAKE AWAY HIS CHOICE TO TRYYYYY AAAHHHHH

oh poor grant im sad to hear about him - he's a good man (right now before everything breaks loose) but yeahhh damnnn he's valid wanting to leave everything behind but he's good for wanting to stay for his family

oh nooooo AMANDAAAA WHY YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT GRANT IS SENSITIVE AS FUCK OH MY GODSS AHHHH FI;AWOEFNAWF

listen i am learning that i am soooo fucking conservative omg like not politically dear gods no but like the wayyyy that Amanda is all oohh we getting it on w/ grant and im sitting like miss ma'am? in the woods? in the car? at HOME? MISS MA'AM PLEASE REFRAIN BC THIS TOO SAUCY GIRLIE SIT YO ASS DOWN AND LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS OMGGENF;AWEFNWE OH MY GODS IM DEAD I CAN'T WITH MYSELF UGH