Status Updates From Can't Fight Fate

She spills a black martini on her pink dress, so her friend takes it into the kitchen of the busy restaurant where the head chef helps her dip in black dye and then she brings it back dry, in time for them to return to their dates and continue dinner.
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I didn't think I was reading a fantasy novel.

She misses 27 calls from her best friend because the phone is on silent after her long-haul flight from Australia, ok fine. (We won't discuss her not telling anyone she was coming or arranging pick up or her friend miraculously calling just as she needs her.) BUT she literally just answered a call on the same phone because THE IT RANG. So, it wasn't on silent.