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so my guess is peter robinson was a smoker and his wife said to stop doing that in the house, that’s why he wrote sandra as an absolute pushover who exists only to validate banks & cater to him, why he seems to hate every single female character for daring to hold their own, and why he mentions smoking at least 7 fucking times per page

the only good pedophile is a dead pedophile. give gary a medal, why are you so sympathetic for the dead pedophile? i’m glad he died suffering.

you know it’s not lost on me that he’s not writing veronica in any particular state of grief because he doesn’t think lesbians have real relationships

“the mysterious transition from happily married woman to lesbian disturbed her” okay suzy baby well your not-even-a-little disguised internalized misogyny disturbs me and my guess is that the transition wasn’t all that mysterious because if she was a lesbian she likely wasn’t terribly happy in her marriage to a man

this is just so fucking homophobic. and if you plan on getting all “iT wAs A dIfFeReNt TiMe” at me, my response is going to be: fart noise

so, suze, suzy baby, susan if that’s your real name. the idea of two women in bed makes your flesh crawl, but you have no issue whatsoever with a teacher-student relationship? how very christian of you (derogatory)

“groups of female office workers drank brightly colored concoctions and laughed about the way the mail room boy’s hands had roamed during the office party.”

i assure you they did not laugh about that.

“TERRIBLE WASTE, DON’T YOU THINK? A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE THAT, AND NO MAN STOOD A CHANCE WITH HER.”

PETER ROBINSON YOU DUMBASS FUCKING ASSHOLE, JAIL FOR LIFE. WOMEN ARE NOT WASTED IF THEY DO NO HAVE A MAN. YOU ARE A WASTE OF VIABLE GENETIC MATERIAL YOU SICK FUCK

ah yes, the man who’s been involved in theater his entire life *is* very likely to be shocked—SHOCKED—by homosexuality, of course.

my, how progressive of you, mr ivers, that you “didn’t object” when your ex-wife began therapy, even though it was simply “a bit of a trend among bored, middle-class housewives.” so generous, what a man!!!!

i am fucking apoplectic about this bullshit. “the dresser drawers contained mostly lingerie.” yes, lesbians do not wear normal clothes, they have no need. they simply swan around in lingerie at all times (unless they’re in tight fitting jeans and a chunky-knit sweater). has this mf ever spoken to a single woman in his life. pete you are such a fucking weirdo.

cool, detective sergeant philip richmond is also a fucking pervert. men are everything wrong with this world.

OFFICIALLY A HATE READ, YES PETE ROBINSON, I’M SO SURE THIS WOMAN’S #1 PRIORITY THE DAY AFTER HER WIFE WAS MURDERED WAS TO “PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP ON.” ONE MUST ALWAYS LOOK THEIR BEST, EVEN IN THE THROES OF GRIEF.

oh my fucking god, literally do not know the color of any male character’s hair, yet here’s the description of the grieving widow: “tight jeans, which flattered her slim, curved hips, trim waist and flat stomach, and a high-necked, chunky knit green sweater, which brought out the color of her eyes.” jfc next this girl’s gonna breast boobily down the stairs.

“when two women live together like…like they did, then somebody somewhere’s got to be unhappy, haven’t they” ah yes the point of wlw is that somewhere at least one of them has left a man unsatisfied, peter robinson you are so weird for this

really, inspector banks? is detailing how pretty you assuming the mutilated corpse was before the mutilation an important part of your process? “he noticed that her eyes were blue, the intense kind of blue that made some dark-haired people all that much more attractive” sir you are the reason funeral homes prefer to hire only women

god i hate when men write women. this is going to be rough.