Status Updates From Midnight Burning (The Norse...

"But everyone’s abrupt departure left me alone in the company of the Patron Saint of the Perpetual Erection." - I'm thoroughly enjoying the humor and the visual pictures it paints for me!

"Getting answers from Thorin was like trying to get a jammed-up Snickers bar out of a stubborn vending machine."

"Badly. I dashed out into the open, doing a kind of crazy duck waddle. I am not a lightning rod… I am not a lightning rod."

“Like you. I like having you all to myself.” I quirked my lips into a sarcastic grin. “Who says you have me?” Val’s eyes swept the room. “Who else? It’s just you and me, babe.” “It’s actually just you.” I yawned and stretched. “I’m going to bed.”

“I have swallowed the moon; my brother shall swallow the sun. The beast will rise and swallow the world, man and god.”