Status Updates From KIZUMONOGATARI: Wound Tale ...

"I beg you and I will as many times as you want, as your servant. Stop trying to find a place to die, and look for a place to live"
"Even if you can't live alone, if it's with someone else, you can"
"If you want to die tomorrow, I'm ready for my life to end tomorrow. If you care to live for today, then so will I."

This book turned out to be so hopeful?? I'm impressed. Araragi and Kissshot are... wow

"And old proverb : Where there's a will, there's a yaaay!"
You are so right Araragi

"I could entrust my back to him"
"Huh... Well, I couldn't be entrusted with that". Entrust me? Maybe with her keys or something. Nah, not even her keys.
This mf 😭

"Why dont you ever light your cigarettes?"
"If I did it'd be harder to adapt into an anime, right"
Why did he care so much about an anime adaptation?
😭😭😭 5th time they mention the anime adaptation



"what are you?" Guillotine Cutter groaned. "That, too, is your vampire power?"
"Nope. That was the power of friendship."
Sure whatever 🤝

"She laughed bashfully in this situation. As if se were embarrassed that I'd seen her organs."
PULL IT TOGETHER HANEKAWA UR DYING?

"I flattened my fingers and thrust them into my temple. I fiddled around my brain like mad, sensing every nauseating bit of blood, spinal fluid and cerebral tissue until I felt sick. Do what if we never see an anime adaptation?" unfortunately this has been adapted.

The dialogues are SO FUNNYY

"I was just a devil-may-care kind of guy" 😭

"Gore round? Is that some kind of vampire ability?"
"Go around"

"From my perspective you are being naivë."
"Excuse me?"
"Oops. I meant naïve"


"Not only Heartundertheblade, but vampires in general don't particularly like to create thralls. Heartundertheblade - there's a heart under that blade" This is so campy and edgy😭