Status Updates From Letters Back to Ancient China

Still enjoyable but somehow the pacing is dwindling

Me too, Mr Shi-shmi me too. I'm worried whether our descendants will have any future. How badly did we mess with the world?

I can hear bavarians preparing pitchfork. He offended the sanctity of the German sanctities - beer. Prepare to die!

It's impossible to acquire conversational new language within 3 months, I mean to have meaningful conversationions. Especially if your mother tongue comes from a different language family