Status Updates From The Party

Ughhhhhh so predictable. It's actually painful. Is it accurate - painfully so. Is reading it bringing back the fact that the biggest party of the year took place next door and Will Roberts vomited over the fence onto my parents' deck?

I didn't want to be there. I just wanted to sleep. I may have been born a middle aged woman. I went to house parties a few years later But it was a closed guest list xD