Status Updates From Бели нощи

"...for I have known you for ages, Nastenka, because I have been looking for some one for ages, and that is a sign that it was you I was looking for, and it was ordained that we should meet now — at this moment a thousand valves have opened in my head, and I must let myself flow in a river of words, or I shall choke."

(2nd read)

New nightmare scenario…you’re aristocratic boss turns up at your wedding and passes out in the marital bed