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"It doesn’t fly unless you run really fast,’ she explained, aware even as she spoke how stupid this sounded, especially if you were listening in a foreign language. ‘I think it’s called hump starting. " 😂
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Nanny Ogg is literally me.
It looks horrible,’ said Granny.
‘Garlic sausage and garlic bread,’ said Nanny. ‘My favourite.’
‘You ought to have got some fresh vegetables,’ said Magrat the dietitian.
‘I did. There’s some garlic,’ said Nanny happily, cutting a generous slice of eye-watering sausage. ‘And I think I definitely saw something like pickled onions on one of the shelves.’
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It looks horrible,’ said Granny.
‘Garlic sausage and garlic bread,’ said Nanny. ‘My favourite.’
‘You ought to have got some fresh vegetables,’ said Magrat the dietitian.
‘I did. There’s some garlic,’ said Nanny happily, cutting a generous slice of eye-watering sausage. ‘And I think I definitely saw something like pickled onions on one of the shelves.’
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This one has been a bit tough to get into so far 😕
— Jan 04, 2026 01:18PM
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"The note said: I’m watching you. Deliver the packige and the envlope and if you dare take a peek inside something dretful will happen to you. As a profesional Good Farey Godmother I aint allowed to curse anyone but I Predict it would probly involve being bittern by an enraged wolf and your leg going green and runny and dropping off, dont arsk me how I know anyway you carnt because, I am dead."
— Jan 02, 2026 05:48PM
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"The note said: I’m watching you. Deliver the packige and the envlope and if you dare take a peek inside something dretful will happen to you. As a profesional Good Farey Godmother I aint allowed to curse anyone but I Predict it would probly involve being bittern by an enraged wolf and your leg going green and runny and dropping off, dont arsk me how I know anyway you carnt because, I am dead."





















