Status Updates From Elämä myytävänä

“mane my ex wife is so fine”
*monologue later*
“can you sleep with her so she can get killed”
WHAT

So uh, every woman he meets falls in love with him and then dies, huh? We’re on number 4 now?

I feel like I should be having more fun than I am! It’s odd and interesting but it’s not quite hitting a tone that works for me. I am listening to the audio and I’m not sure if a different narrator would hit different?

Hired to seduce a teen’s vampire mom? What is this, a webcomic?