Status Updates From Cross My Heart, I Hope You Die

Chapter 31

Maybe there’s hope for this. Finally something entertaining happened 😂

Now we get the boyfriend’s perspective and I am bursting out in laughter. I know they say men take longer to mature, but I can’t believe an adult male is talking like this. “I’ve been getting my shit rocked in Fortnite” and “people don’t understand the manpower that goes into juggling 3 women for as long as I did…it takes a long of brains and guts to do that.” 😂🤣 wow. Just wow.

Whyyy would you text him and let him know you’re onto him? Course he’s gonna block you. 😂 this book is getting me angry.