Status Updates From The Fake Divination Offense...

Am I supposed to just accept that Sabrina Carpenter from real life exists in D&D? Dungeons & Dragons & Sabrina if it's not too much trouble guys

God stop singing. Stop singing!!!! Do NOT give me a fanfiction style play by play of a karaoke rendition of Journey's Don't Stop Belevin' You will never be Rachel Berry and for that be grateful!!!!

if I had a nickel for every time Sara Raasch wrote the first book in the series that had me going "hey wait who's That Guy and why isn't this book about Him" and then wrote a sequel that was about Him that was immediately better, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but--

Here we go.

This is like Fabiyan on steroids and not in a good way…