Status Updates From A Secret in the Garden (Dar...

OMG this mother 🙄🤬

Please let me get through the remainder of this quickly lol. I want to be done

“I had more money than I knew what to do with” — god this man is also insufferable

This girl has zero survival instinct when it comes to anything in this creepy manor huh. Really going for that Disney Belle vibe where she does what she’s told not to and asks questions stupidly lmao. She’s like omg butler’s scary too but let’s just ask him outright about the secrets of the manor 💀

Being in this girl’s head is driving me insane lmao. This stream of consciousness rambling is so annoying

This is such a bizzare novel. I am loving the gothic parts with the garden and ghosts but then we have the random ass business dinners and weapons discussions like I don’t want to read about your company making weapons to be used in wars :/

I’m loving this atmosphere!!!