Status Updates From Postscript

“When I’m better, I’ll come with you. Corpses don’t make me crazy.”

I need to be done with this book like yesterday

“Do you ever think about how the bacteria that’s going to eat you when you die is already on you? Already inside of you! Just waiting for you to die so it can have, like, the best feast. Your body will say when, and then all your organisms will have a complete rave.”

I regret requesting this arc

"Emil the arms dealer picks up a machine gun and halfheartedly tosses it into the sea.

West blinks.

Emil throws another gun over. He mimes that West should join in. The heavy weaponry hits the surface, splutters hard bubbles while sinking fast and far away."

????

“Bless this fool’s heart, he doesn’t even know he’s been trafficked. Told you, he’s sweet. Your own postapocalyptic Pollyanna. Great ass, if you’re into that kind of thing.”

Bro what is this story. What is even happening??

“...Holy testicle Tuesdays, I knew I’d run into someone who remembers the good life someday. If that’s a woman with tits, you jump and swim cuz I don’t want to ever see you again.”

Huh