Status Updates From Bite Me

this interaction is gearing up to be really embarrassing for russell and i can’t stand it ugh jealousy like this isn’t fun JUST KEEP IT INSIDE!!!! why are people so bad at repressing like ohhhmygoddd!!!! it’s not that hard you just have to bury everything deep inside come AWN NOW! yall are at work!!!!!!!!!! i have to skip ahead i can’t do this.

SHOW ME YOUR HOLE?? IN YALLS WORKPLACE????????? YOURE CRAZY!!!!!!

me as the mc's are in the middle of sex "okay but have we considered the fact that the worlbuilding implications and vampire lore of this book are actually quite fascinating has anyone else noticed this"

“BEWARE: The book contains scenes with vampire bites, blood drinking, and blood play during sex.“ started jumping and cheering and clapping i ❤️ blood play

As a person with mild IBS, you gotta appreciate a partner who has a brand new enema bulb in their bathroom.. I never know what's going on down there! Sure, we can take it to the shower but I'd rather not have to change locations or deal with the mild humiliation of needing that 😅

Mac Rae, while only hearing him previously in Dysfunctional, is one of my favorite narrators now. John Solo works well for the other MC (he's a hit or miss for me so I'm pleased about that), but God damn, Mac Rae is solidifying his place amongst Corvin King and Jacob Morgan. There's something about his vulnerability behind a powerful character that is so fucking good!