Status Updates From Guards! Guards! (Discworld,...

Honestly, this is a interesting little gimmick, but it's a bit of a drag and is deadly boring and confusing most of the time. I don't think that the writing style quite suits me (third-person omniscent, incredibly droll too) and the characters are rather unappealing. Sybil is strange but not in a good way. Sam Vimes isn't very compelling. He's just pathetic. And Carrots is kind of funny but not what I'm looking for.