Status Updates From Caught Stealing (Hank Thomp...

"He starts to reload. I start to run. I take two steps, see the gun at my feet, stop, pick it up and turn to do I don’t know what the f*ck. He’s finished reloading. I go back to running. Running is something I know how to do."

"I can’t see much more because of the guy standing in front of me, holding the big gun. The gun is a Desert Eagle 45. I know because I have seen it waved around by so many bad guys on TV."

"That was, like, something else. Pure fear. Those boys all together just radiated f*cking fear. People just gave them whatever the f*ck and if they, like, got belligerent or some sh*t, then the hammer came down and that was that. Like, woe betide the motherf*cker."

"I stand there on the sidewalk with a big sh*t-eating grin on my face. Sometimes, baby, you just eat the bear."😀

"Call the cops and stop f*cking around. Whoever did this to you needs to be locked up. Before they hurt someone who cares about their life."

"Tasks are good when you’re trying to give up something. They keep you occupied and make your life seem useful."