Status Updates From Bunker Down, Baby

“You just haven’t had your coffee yet. Or your post-apocalyptic sexual awakening.”

“It’s like the weirdest version of The Bachelor, but everyone’s already cuffed.”

God, I love men with big hands. Especially when they’re attached to shoulders like that, and a cock that rearranges organs.

😂

He’s heavy, but worth it. Like expensive furniture or emotionally unavailable men.

“Maple, you are fucking insane.”

i really wish i was leaving this read on a good note

but my gods i feel shittier

which is crazy bc i was locked in and riveted for the first half at least

now i’m ranting and rambling and frustrated as fuck

idek if i want to bother checking out more by this author

it’ll likely be the same shit i hated

i’m also reluctantly adding this book to my heroines shelf/tag

…

she was good
great at times

but meh

hence reluctantly

it’s like this author did the bare minimum for these characters just to get them into bed

what a disappointment

also i may or may not start a new shelf/tag “stalkers”

but bleh
this wouldnt be the first book but it was so obvious and ..honestly well done at times

reluctantly giving this a flat three stars

could’ve been slightly higher

but again
the copious boring sex scenes kept bonking me over the head

as if the story and plot couldn’t survive without it

which it clearly could’ve
given what lead up to it

but the finish and dismount was so fucking lacking

ugh
also i def had to check that annoying blurb to differentiate between the mmcs

it was such a waste

bc this could’ve been great if balanced out better

the sex was starting to stink
which made everything stink

and made me soon forget what all i actually enjoyed before it became the main theme

..

i could’ve given this four stars bc how much i was enjoying it
despite the cringe and smh and dumb shit
i was going to overlook it

but yeah
i hardly recall what was even good

slightly annoyed this was a such a short story

which meant the plot and relationships moved too quickly for my liking

the constant sex got old FAST

it def dragged the overall book down every time it came up
and it came up way too often

not even good sex
after the first one or two scenes
it got repetitive and i skimmed and skipped

i wouldnt even call it smut
bc 🥱

ngl

two hundred pages seemed short
or long depending how this would go

it didn’t start off amazing
the writing and dialogue and inner thoughts were cringe at times

but by the end of chapter one
i was hooked

on this bitches’ crazy

now i’m hoping this is a series

I find it very had to believe a man would fuck a complete stranger who stalked him, drugged him, kidnapped him, and cuffed him to a bed.... just minutes after he woke up. Like, maybe in a couple hours if he's an especially horny horndog?

What in the fuck am I doing…