Status Updates From Perfect Victims: and the Po...

“A soldier suffers a pang of conscience and decides to break his silence, after a long career of maiming children of hunting protesters for sport. He comes clean, under legal immunity, of course, about all the heinous acts he has committed in our towns and refugee camps. He cannot sleep, he has PTSD, so naturally, he embarks on a speaking tour across universities, where he is met with applause and platitudes.”