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“Fuck.
Fuck me.
Fucking fucker of all motherfucking fucks.” 😂 Nikolai, my dude.

Nunca me había leído algo tan rápido. Déjenme, soy feliz

THIS IS SOOO GOOD YESSSSSS

“I have come to the grim conclusion that my wife has the destruction energy of a world war and the emotional IQ of a plastic flower”

Okay so she’s mad but she doesn’t know

“Eli King,” he says in a tone that doesn’t betray the darkness in his eyes. “I see you’ve been keeping my wife company.”
“We met by coincidence.”
“I’m sure. She has a lot of coincidences in her life.”
“I hope I’m not intruding,” Vance says with his usual gentlemanly smile.
“You perfectly are,” Eli says without missing a beat.

ELI KING 😈😈

“Because I couldn’t care less about you or your glittery, entirely idealistic feelings. Turn around and remove your distasteful presence from my sight, and I’ll pretend I didn’t hear your embarrassing confessions”

Eli dick king. But also the fuck did Ava think was going to happen

I just finished chapter 38. I’m dead, I’m sobbing, I’m rocking back and forth on the floor. Why?!? Why did you do this to us. Why do you want us to have mental issues from these book???