Status Updates From Johnny Panic and the Bible ...

"Every day from nine to five I sit at a desk facing the door of the office and type up other people's dreams." She really does have the best opening lines. I found myself absolutely enmeshed in the titular story. What a haunting fever dream! Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck Ted Hughes🖕

This book feels like a weird dream that I think about on a quiet night where there’s just me and the moon. Whimsy and rarely kind. And I like it a lot.

Though it’s uneven—some feels like Mia Goth kind of movies and some are boring and leaves you feeling just “Oh?” So far it’s still very much enjoyable

one short story down and of course we’re suffering shock treatment

ojalá a ted hughes se lo hubiera cargado un oso de verdad

yo: pf este primer relato no me ha gustado nada, igual el libro no es para mí porque a todo el mundo este le flipó y el resto los ponen bastante mal…
yo tres relatos después en la uci con una vía central: 🥰🥰🥰