Status Updates From The Shell Seekers

I need to write this down before I forget.
My god are Ambrose and Dolly Keeling annoying, classless, useless, vain people. Lord help me.
This woman saying Penelope “trapped him with a baby.” Omg please, YOUR SON TRAPPED HER AFTER FINDING OUT ALL THE “ASSETS” HER FAMILY HAS.

Penelope is not the smartest of the bunch right now, but I’ll give her some grace.

Still 7 hours of listening to go