Status Updates From The Other Typist

"Until I met Odalie, the only god I knew was the God of the Ten Commandments."

"Sir, you have the most interesting nose I've ever seen... That's quite a nose."

this drunk girl is me as hell

"As I rose to greet her, she slipped her arm through mine. I blushed, but I couldn't keep the proud smile from forming on my lips."

I'm not even gonna say it anymore honestly every other page it's made clear Rose is completely in love with Odalie

"When she mentioned sharing her hotel room, I'll admit my imagination immediately conjured up an endless stream of late nights spent tucked under the covers and whispering secrets to each other as rosy dawn slowly crept in through the windowpanes. As these images entered my head, I felt a stirring of near-blind glee come over me."

rose you are home of sexual face the facts

"Now, I had surmised, she was all mine."

L E S B I A N

"Or at least I imagined they did, for I was quickly learning anyone who fell just outside the ebullient rays of Odalie's attention was subject to the cold sensation of a dark cloud passing before the sun."

translation: rose literally can't see or notice anyone else except odalie because she's a GAY if they don't kiss by the end of the book I'm suing

"Less than an hour ago this woman had simply been another office girl, another typist, and now here I was, being given a glimpse into a life I could not have even imagined, being persuaded to slip into her bathtub and surrender my rain-soaked clothes."

rose is being seduced and I'm here for it yes rose get in that bathtub

"With the cigarette snuffed out now, she looked up at me, fresh-faced, her eyes shining with such a gleam, I thought perhaps she was feeling rather moved by the idea of the two of us living together. My heart leapt."

this is fuckin gay they're lesbians and I don't care what the government has to say about it

She got that Nick Carraway observation

"I remember being quite surprised by my own enraged desire to inflict bodily harm on a man I had never met."
Me too Rose

LESBIAN NUN ROSE!!! AHAAAAAA

Odalie tries to give you free cigarettes as a gift and you return them to her what kind of ungrateful girlfriend

"I'm quite certain she would want our first lunch together to be special." Rose has a crush on Odalie I'm shook

I'm picturing Odalie as the combination of Jordan Baker and Daisy Fay in both appearance and attitude

So I'm reading this book because
1) the back cover had me interested
2) flipping to a random page had me convinced there would be some sort of lesbians
3) it has been compared to Gone Girl, and I'll be the judge of how accurate that is
4) it was 99 cent at the Goodwill