Status Updates From テラフォーマーズ 8 [Terafōmāzu 8] (...

Had to look up [銀河蝦虎魚]. Guess how many hits in Japanese I got? Zero. Guess how many in Chinese? ALL OF THEM.
I don't even think I got an actual exact match either, but I got the general gist of it.

Flashback about the cuteness of kids...Russian kids, Eastern European kids, Chinese kids...

Spoken by a woman who wants to learn about child rearing at a higher learning level, too. I mean, I guess it's fine but feels...strange? Is it just me?

"Aren't children cute? Russian kids, and Eastern European kids, and Chinese kids." I guess all other kids are implied, but...why...I mean, she is Russian but...idk.

Oh, man.

So the Russians got a special weapon made out the mandibula of a Gori-roach and called it...wait for it...wait....

CAUSCASUS KALINKA!

Of course. What else?

"Hey...people are making fun of our manga, saying it's dumb..."

"Oh yeah?! How about "全危険区域救助及び戦闘用防御甲冑 [マン・ザ・シェル]"]

"All those kanji stringed together!! I feel smarter already!"

"Yeah! That will teach them!"

"...best tell folk how to read all that, though..."

"I'll look it up..."

"Won't people think it's Chinese-"

"YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW WE HAVE STRINGS OF CHARACTERS AS WELL I HAVE SEEN THEM BEFORE."

The sky darkens with flying roaches, dude looks up at the sky and says, "The five thousand roaches or thereabouts". There are...more roaches than that, at the very least fifty thousand of them.

...and I have to insist on how dumb this is.

They need to inject a serum to gain access to their powers. These are kept in their clothes!
SO IF YOU'RE NAKED...YOU ARE ENTIRELY VULNERABLE!
And this has happened before!

I beg of you all, just...die. All of you. Do it for humankind. Please.

Just...just let the roaches take over.

seriously. Let them wipe out all life on Earth, it's clear, by now, that humanity has selected itself out of existence by sheer stupidity.

"Oh, I have to shower and on my own, too, in a planet infested by monstrous creatures eager to kill me. Not letting in any mens (Yes, 'mens) either, or even a strong woman, of which there are a few around. Oh no. I'm too shy, you see."

Can we stop with the showering!

FFS!

You idiots are under siege, there is an entire planet worth of very strong giant roaches revving to kill you AND you know they have targeted people in the bath before!

If you do insist on showering- BUT WHY, SAVE THAT DAMN WATER!!!!- at least do so in groups!

You idiot of a woman.

So, while these idiots are having a fight to the death in a planet infested by giant killer roaches bent on killing all humans...guess what happens!

Could the roaches attack them?! Oh, no...surely not...now what are odds of that happening? 100%? Well. I'd never.

So it's Tasmanian Giant Crab (Russian dude) versus Blue Ring Octopus (Chinese dude).

Who will win? And more importantly, how many detailed explanations of the above critters will we encounter until we know?

Oh ffs, why are we using kanji to write [まで]?

Seriously? I even bothered looking it up and yes, the dictionary itself tells you "usually written with kana alone".
Terra Formars don't care, muahaha. Yeah. But it sure furigana'd (that is a word now, I can do this too!).

Dude...it's not just that you were born first, Ichirou. It's like you're like an entire different species, Shichi- the little brother- actually looks like a human being but you were drawn like a frog.

Meanwhile, we keep up with the meaningful names. What with [七星] (seven stars), and the family name being...leeches.

Get it? Not a bug- but close- a leech.