Status Updates From Wine and Gun Vol. 1

this continues to be the stupidest thing ever (new villain just dropped! "mark jones") and i'm completely enchanted by it. i read every new lurid scene with the exact same starry-eyed delight as that of dr. alberino bacchus himself

this book is idiotic and insane i already love it dearly

gdsjgdkghk one serial killer is already mad bc the other is PLAGIARIZING HIM. also this is my first danmei with allegedly white people and my brain absolutely cannot make sense of this, like it’s taking place in some weird romantasy YA universe, is this supposed to be Spitalfields or New Hampshire or Ontario or New South Wales i have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA?

goddammit my villain origin story will be rosmei's refusal to produce epubs

oh no i wasn't expecting this to be GOOD? oh no. OH NO. (also already so invested in WHOMST is the woman taking notes in italics, SHE'S SO SMART)

«—Ahora este patrón de oración tiene que actualizarse nuevamente: nunca pensó que tendría sexo con otra persona al lado del cadáver en la escena del crimen, "más de una vez".»

😭😭😭 LOS AMO.MATCHEAN TAN BIEN SU FREAK

ok ya acabó el semestre así q terminamos esto en los próximos tres días o me mato

LLAMEN A DIOS SE ESTÁ PONIENDO ANGSTY

There's something really funny about Al and Herstal going back and forth at each other and, at every misfortune the other encounters, just me as the reader whispering out, "Nooo. My baby ;u;".