Status Updates From Los maridos

How does Amos come around as her husband three times and Carter once???

“Would you still love me? If I was two inches high? A tiny man, up to your ankle?” THE WAY THE NARRATOR OF THIS AUDIOBOOK SAYS THIS LINE HAS ME CRYING WITH LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣

Thinking about what’s going on through Amos’ view is absolutely insane—feeling sick out of your mind, in and out of consciousness, the woman you’re divorcing trying to get you into her flat, then she has your phone, then it’s in the attic, then SHE’S in the attic and begging for you to help her, NOW SHE’S bleeding and the whole time you’re wondering if you’re in a nightmare 😭💀

Wait, wasn’t she just making fun of that guy that brought a book at the beginning of their date?? And she’s doing it with Les Miserables??? I’m dead. 💀💀💀

She has this rabid-stalker vibe trying to find Carter and “unexpectedly” bump into him before she leaves Denver and I am here for it!!!! Get your man, Lauren!!! She’s so endearing because she felt sick when she set up her flight bc she knew what was going on and he doesn’t and I love her for that. You know the sick feeling when you’re doing something you shouldn’t.