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Sarah
is 99% done
i don’t like when the protagonist bumbles his way through the whole story but then becomes very suddenly competent at the end. also saying he’s a badass and he got to the end by himself???? bitch what are you talking about!!!! you had so much help!!!!!
— 16 hours, 21 min ago
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Sarah
is 90% done
unlikeable protagonists can be fun but what i don’t like are protagonists who are presented as likeable but frankly, aren’t.
— 17 hours, 27 min ago
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Sarah
is 86% done
NOOOOBODY is pointing out that even unintentional colin is the one who caused the problems??????
— 17 hours, 48 min ago
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Sarah
is 82% done
the primary romance is ugh and the hint of a secondary romance being teased is also ugh
— 19 hours, 20 min ago
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Sarah
is 76% done
ah yes, white boy who won’t take any responsibility for anything.
— 22 hours, 21 min ago
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Sarah
is 75% done
like bro you didn’t make the deal as a great self sacrifice you did it for your own selfish reasons. understandable reasons of course but let’s not pretend you’re an innocent here lol.
— Jan 30, 2026 07:37AM
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Sarah
is 74% done
you did indirectly kill a LOT of people bro you’re not in the right.
— Jan 30, 2026 07:27AM
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Sarah
is 74% done
colin has a lot of gall to be indignant over other people’s wrongs just saying lol
— Jan 30, 2026 07:27AM
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