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E. Jamieson
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Do I have a bunch of half-finished library books that need to be returned soon enough that I'm not sure I'll have time to finish them? Yup. Do I regret starting this one instead? Nope.
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Natsumi
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It was profoundly absurd that being the assistant manager at a deli would prepare you to fight a god. But it was profoundly absurd that there were gods in her garden and that a roadrunner would turn out to be a frightening little dinosaur of a bird and that your best friends would turn out to be an elderly chicken lady and a Catholic priest.
— Jun 13, 2026 03:54AM
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Natsumi
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"No shame on you," said Grandma Billy. "Doubt anyone who wasn't a bird would've realized it. Huh! Wonder if that's how it went with Amelia.“
"Bringing her dead snakes?"
"And thinking that the only way to be friends is fucking.
Although that's a lot of men's problem, not just his."
— Jun 13, 2026 03:14AM
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"Bringing her dead snakes?"
"And thinking that the only way to be friends is fucking.
Although that's a lot of men's problem, not just his."
Natsumi
is on page 246 of 352
Sweet was not really the term she wanted to apply to the figure in front of her. Actually, she could see the appeal.
Snake-Eater had a body that could have come off the cover of one of Grandma Billy's romance novels. He looked very, very male.
Very. Extremely.
I didn’t know birds even had those parts.
— Jun 13, 2026 02:55AM
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Snake-Eater had a body that could have come off the cover of one of Grandma Billy's romance novels. He looked very, very male.
Very. Extremely.
I didn’t know birds even had those parts.
