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'As a little kid, I had a hard time realizing that inanimate objects didn't have feelings and thoughts. I would run it through my head over and over, but I just couldn't grasp that the bathroom cabinet wasn't thinking something at that very moment. I remember being on the verge of tears as my mom tried to make me understand that the bathroom cabinet wasn't going to be hurt if I closed it too hard.'