Status Updates From Pretty Fly for a Vampire Guy

Owen is insufferable really… he keeps Clay at arms length and at the same time he wonder “but are we boyfriends!” Yeah bitch, if you pull you head out off your ass you will be, as a matter of fact start reading Clay, COMMUNICATE!

uneven, but cute nonetheless.

What happened in Halloween wave? When was that? No answers…

Nothing makes sense here, is Clay shifting in his bat form when he flies, he must be, I thought vampires did. Maybe they just straight out go jump from places and fly like a bat no idea. He is blue tinged… why, I’ve never heard of vampires that way… we’ve had lame sparkling ones, but not blue.

I am perplexed by this Owen guy. He gave a power point presentation about how hot vampires are and basically bangable, then sends some weird ass mixed signals messages, has the perfect opportunity, but he left, because professionalism.. or reasons. Like come oooon dude open your eyes

Came across this on my timeline and snagged a copy via KU. Let's see if this vampire guy is as fly as promised.

Hoping it was 98

Paused, because I’m not sure if I’m just extra dumb, or there’s something missing from what I’m reading… I just got confused and I need a break.