Status Updates From Kai mes buvom jaunesni

last time i was in the old country, i was at this corner shop, and the guy who worked there was like jesi li ti odavde (are you from here), and so i said, pola-pola, hrvatski i norveški, imam obitelj odavde (i have family from here, so then he asked if i was visiting them, my family, but i was just like, theyre ... whats the word (cos i didnt know it), and he said holiday? and i went nah, dead