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All My Friends Are Fictional
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«[…] I got to the stage of life where, if it's not about love to some degree, then I don't want to know. I just don't. Bands, films, TV, what have you, I'm done with people shouting about disaffection or alienation or exploitation or angst or whatever. I don't want to fucking hear about it anymore. That's not to say I'm looking for some Hollywood feelgood bullshit. I'm talking something harder. Love.»
— Jan 30, 2026 12:10AM
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All My Friends Are Fictional
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«School, never a priority, retreated into dim insignificance. On one of the last days a teacher, dopey cow, gave out a worksheet and it said on the front, The Future is Yours, with the Yours in massive letters.
That seemed strange because it wasn't just hers: it was everyone's. The worksheet then asked her to list her strengths and how she was going to maximise these aspects of herself.»
— Jan 30, 2026 12:04AM
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That seemed strange because it wasn't just hers: it was everyone's. The worksheet then asked her to list her strengths and how she was going to maximise these aspects of herself.»
All My Friends Are Fictional
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Well actually, listen to this, Frankie. If being a bitch means […] that I am setting healthy boundaries with toxic people, then I am so glad I am a bitch!'
She looks at Frankie expectantly.
"That's not what she said. She said you were a boring bitch
'You're meant to be on my side.' Nina's eyes go glassy.
'You are meant to be on my side?
'But I am,' Frankie says. 'I was just pointing out what she actually said?
— Jan 29, 2026 11:50PM
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She looks at Frankie expectantly.
"That's not what she said. She said you were a boring bitch
'You're meant to be on my side.' Nina's eyes go glassy.
'You are meant to be on my side?
'But I am,' Frankie says. 'I was just pointing out what she actually said?
All My Friends Are Fictional
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„The weeping cherry is, to my mind, the most elegant tree. Its double blossoms are magnificent, the masses of deep pink flowers concealing branches which, come winter, possess a bare and spectral beauty. There is one in the neighbouring front garden. Sad to say, in that house some boys are meant to have taken advantage of a young girl. But a tree of such grace, the weeping cherry.“
— Jan 29, 2026 11:41PM
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