Status Updates From House of Hearts

let me guess calvins realizedtheyre soulmates

thres no chemistry whatsover between calvin and violet

“Are we talking poison apples or cursed spinning wheels?”
“Neither.”
“True love’s kiss, then?” Birdie smothers a giggle with a nervous palm to the mouth, but she’s the only one laughing.
In fact, Calvin’s gone deathly silent. Almost like—

“Helping you with what?” Birdie blurts out. Her eyes are glued to the check in a way that suggests that this is an astronomical amount for her, too.
I swivel to meet Calvin’s look as he clears his throat. His eyes are overcast, and his lips are pressed into a grim line. He dances around the answer initially.
“We need your help breaking the Lockwell family curse.”

I swallow hard.
Sure, it’s got all the makings of a bad horror movie. A group of entitled rich kids, an unexplained murder a year prior, a convenient scapeghost. But I guess, hey, at least I’m the one holding the knife.

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birdies mad now, which i mean yea she lied but she ALSO lost her best friend i dont see the point in being so harsh with her.

Ok they’re in the secret room or whatever, but Violet just blueted out in front of everyone why she’s here, calvin too. Which just pisses me off why would you say anything…?

if youre planning revenge against the lockwell family why would you give Calvin LOCKWELL any indication that youre here for Em’s murder. omg and youre going into a maze BLINDFOLDED while hes right there omg.

im at the initiation ritual or wtv you want to call it. it feels like elite nepo kids playing make believe in cheap costumes. I don’t feel the intensity of this “magical” night. Some of the dialogue is cringyyyy 😭. “Their meetings were a clandestine affair” not my cup of teaaaaaa.

Hmm kinda bored, kinda uninterested by the plot so far. I hope by the early 100 it gets good or I might have to dnf 💔

i get the cards are symbolic for power but i feel like if i saw a random kid pull out a card to show “control” id lose it.

omg i cant. im hookeddddd. But at the same time “I’d never dream of kissing you.” The absolute audacity of this bastard 😭