Status Updates From Superman: Earth One, Volume 3

but ugh. seriously. who cares about lana.

i js wanted lois and clois.

he ended up w lisa so rating it 1 star. otherwise it’s actually a better volume than v2

ok this ate

“we all make choices lois. sometimes we tell ourselves that we don’t have choices to justify the choice that we’ve already made—to do nothing”

oh he’s ending up w lisa fml

bitchhhh alexa is so annoying she did this shit and now blames superman like

i like lex in this book lol he’s such a sweetheart hope he doesn’t die

also the way lois doesn’t question superman? why not?

if lisa ends up w him im suing

lol but honestly based on this book he truly ought to leave earth. they don’t want him here and he only brings destruction

“if my hand cannot be the one to guide krypton, then let no hand save them” im so fucking tired of insecure men hungry for power god.

why are they pushing lisa down our throats

Jesus this uncle-liar-traitor dude… CAN WE JS HAVE CLOIS I HATE IT HERE

“i love you like a brother” says lisa (lana) ?? it’s been a week since the last book ? and i think last book took like a few days max?

and she tried to fuck him like 20 days ago.

come the fuck on.

man i js wanna read hopecore, i don’t want to read about governments hunting him and armies trying to find a way to kill him.

like let me have hope for fucks sake