Status Updates From Een hekel aan liefde

ERIK THOUGHT SADIE WAS MAD AT HIM AND NEVER CALLED HIM BACK BECAUSE HE WAS TOO ENTHUSIASTIC AND DEMANDING WHEN THEY HAD SEX AND SHE IS HORRIFIED THAT IS NOT IT AT ALL

MARA SAYING LIAM WILL REPRESENT SADIE FOR FREE AND HE CANT SAY NO TO HER HE EVEN LET HER PUT UP WIND CHIMES ON THE PORCH

SHE ASKED TO GO BACK HIS PLACE AND HIS THROAT BOBBED YESSSSSS

HE TRIED TO POACH HER FOR HIS COMPANY AND SAID NAME YOUR PRICE OH HE WANTS HER BADDDDDD

THEY BOTH LOVE SOCCER AND THEYRE BOTH ENGINEERS THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER

SADIE SAYING SHED RATHER RISK HER SAFETY BY CLIMBING FOR THE EMERGENCY EXIT THAN STAY IN THE ELEVATOR WITH ERIK AFTER WHAT HE DID AND HE PRESSES A HAND TO HIS FACE AND SAYS “FUCK SADIE IM SORRY” I AM GOING FERAL

YOU THINK I WOULD BE OKAY WITH YOU PUTTING YOURSELF IN DANGER?

THIS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE OF FIVE FOOT NOTHING AND SIX FOOT THREE/SIX FOOT SIX IS INSANEEEEE

ERIK CALLING HER DR GRANTHAM AAAAHHHHHH

NOT HIM CALLING HER LUCKY LAVENDER UNDERWEAR CUTE

Obsessed with Sadie and Erik’s meet-cute. He bought the last croissant but gave it to her when he saw how distraught she was, and then when she tried to thank him and he didn’t respond she assumed he didn’t speak English.